in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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