Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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