first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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