where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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