After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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