i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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