if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I don't think brook has ever known best
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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