this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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