Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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