But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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