So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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