I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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