I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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