No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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