She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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