so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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