My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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