I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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