Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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