This girl is more easily done than said...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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