i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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