So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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