One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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