Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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