ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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