we're chasing vodka with high fives
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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