yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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