Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think your dad took our porno
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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