Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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