he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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