how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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