I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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