Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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