Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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