she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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