well I can't set my house on fire every night
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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