How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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