Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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