Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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