Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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