big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Say something about gay babies.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
