I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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