He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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