we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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