Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
