One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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