My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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