I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
