I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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