Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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