Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
