I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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