we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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