He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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